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My Story.
My awesomeness is really best experienced in person but, if you simply can’t wait to find out all about me, here are a few interesting facts:
Bananas are my favorite fruit. My last name is pronounced July. I speak Canadian, Texan and SoCal Surfer. There are 23 pairs of jeans in my closet. I used to have a turtle named Kitty. Now I have a cat named Monkey. I love the word yikes and hate the word moist. I still have overdue library books. I wish I was a pirate. I know when to stop talking.